thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

making up for all those weeks i went without posting selfies oops

making up for all those weeks i went without posting selfies oops

someone get this man a mother of the year award

someone get this man a mother of the year award

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

oK SO IM GOING THRU RANDOM MONSTERCAT MUSIC AND I FOUND THE FUCKI GN TREETOPIA OUTRO

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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